Toilet Bowl Punishment History

These poor, toilet-bowl-losing souls, spent the first week of the NFL season camped out at the Anchor from dusk til' dawn. A mere 15-30 minutes taken off their sentence for every drink they consumed.

Departure Ledger

2021: Adam
11🍺 + 1🌿
left at 10:00 PM
2022: Adam
14🍺
left at 9:30 PM
2023: Andrew
17🍺
left at 8:45 PM
2024: Johnny
13🍺
left at 7:15pm
2025: Patrick
14🍺
left at 6:30pm

2025 Toilet Bowl

Patrick Gavin

Patrick Gavin

💩 Roster - 97.23 points

  • Tyler Shough (QB)
    20.92
  • Audric Estime (RB)
    16.30
  • Jawhar Jordan (RB)
    3.60
  • Khalil Shakir (WR)
    8.50
  • Wan'Dale Robinson (WR)
    16.80
  • Jameson Williams (WR)
    4.70
  • AJ Barner (TE)
    11.80
  • Jalen Coker (WR)
    2.60
  • Jake Elliott (K)
    8.70
  • Kansas City Chiefs (DEF)
    3.31
Brian Harty

Brian Harty

Safe Roster - 106.37 points

  • Sam Darnold (QB)
    5.08
  • Breece Hall (RB)
    19.90
  • Michael Carter (RB)
    5.30
  • Justin Jefferson (WR)
    5.00
  • Tee Higgins (WR)
    7.90
  • Josh Downs (WR)
    4.40
  • Trey McBride (TE)
    18.60
  • Rhamondre Stevenson (RB)
    24.70
  • Eddy Pineiro (K)
    6.00
  • Pittsburgh Steelers (DEF)
    9.49

2024 Toilet Bowl

Johnny Jones

Johnny Jones

💩 Roster - 80.22 points

  • Lamar Jackson (QB)
    29.42
  • Joe Mixon (RB)
    4.90
  • Rachaad White (RB)
    3.90
  • Tyreek Hill (WR)
    15.72
  • Rome Odunze (WR)
    2.00
  • Jauan Jennings (WR)
    9.20
  • Pat Freiermuth (TE)
    7.50
  • Jerome Ford (RB)
    3.12
  • Justin Tucker (K)
    9.20
  • Indianapolis Colts (DEF)
    -4.74
Adam Ellis

Adam Ellis

Safe Roster - 140.14 points

  • Bryce Young (QB)
    14.92
  • Jonathan Taylor (RB)
    26.60
  • Travis Etienne (RB)
    8.00
  • Jayden Reed (WR)
    1.10
  • Jordan Addison (WR)
    15.90
  • Xavier Worthy (WR)
    18.90
  • Tucker Kraft (TE)
    6.30
  • Adam Thielen (WR)
    25.50
  • Brandon McManus (K)
    5.00
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers (DEF)
    17.92

2023 Toilet Bowl

Andrew Johnstone

Andrew Johnstone

💩 Roster - 100.99 points

  • Matthew Stafford (QB)
    12.58
  • D'Andre Swift (RB)
    7.10
  • Tyjae Spears (RB)
    4.90
  • A.J. Brown (WR)
    7.30
  • Nico Collins (WR)
    11.20
  • Diontae Johnson (WR)
    8.60
  • Isaiah Likely (TE)
    17.20
  • Kenneth Walker (RB)
    14.00
  • Jake Moody (K)
    9.80
  • San Francisco 49ers (DEF)
    8.31
Johnny Jones

Johnny Jones

Safe Roster - 111.55 points

  • Tua Tagovailoa (QB)
    14.88
  • Austin Ekeler (RB)
    3.50
  • Travis Etienne (RB)
    24.80
  • Ja'Marr Chase (WR)
    5.60
  • DJ Moore (WR)
    26.40
  • Demarcus Robinson (WR)
    9.20
  • Dallas Goedert (TE)
    13.20
  • Gus Edwards (RB)
    10.80
  • Evan McPherson (K)
    5.40
  • Seattle Seahawks (DEF)
    -2.23

2022 Toilet Bowl

Adam Ellis

Adam Ellis

💩 Roster - 83.56 points

  • Brock Purdy (QB)
    17.06
  • Rhamondre Stevenson (RB)
    6.10
  • Najee Harris (RB)
    19.30
  • DK Metcalf (WR)
    0.80
  • Keenan Allen (WR)
    9.30
  • Michael Gallup (WR)
    5.40
  • Dallas Goedert (TE)
    6.00
  • David Montgomery (RB)
    4.60
  • Matt Gay (K)
    4.00
  • Kansas City Chiefs (DEF)
    11.00
Patrick Gavin

Patrick Gavin

Safe Roster - 102.68 points

  • Tom Brady (QB)
    37.68
  • Ezekiel Elliott (RB)
    9.70
  • Miles Sanders (RB)
    6.10
  • Zay Jones (WR)
    3.90
  • Diontae Johnson (WR)
    4.50
  • Drake London (WR)
    7.20
  • Cade Otton (TE)
    2.70
  • J.K. Dobbins (RB)
    9.30
  • Justin Tucker (K)
    9.10
  • New York Giants (DEF)
    12.50

2021 Toilet Bowl

Andrew Johnstone

Andrew Johnstone

💩 Roster - 165.55 points

  • Dak Prescott (QB)
    38.30
  • Devonta Freeman (RB)
    9.00
  • James Robinson (RB)
    1.00
  • Chase Claypool (WR)
    6.10
  • Odell Beckham (WR)
    11.70
  • Tee Higgins (WR)
    37.40
  • George Kittle (TE)
    3.10
  • Justin Jackson (RB)
    30.20
  • Greg Zuerlein (K)
    8.00
  • Philadelphia Eagles (DEF)
    20.75
Connor Cademartori

Connor Cademartori

Safe Roster - 126.12 points

  • Patrick Mahomes (QB)
    27.32
  • Joe Mixon (RB)
    28.50
  • Jonathan Taylor (RB)
    10.80
  • Amari Cooper (WR)
    18.00
  • Terry McLaurin (WR)
    5.50
  • Tyler Lockett (WR)
    4.50
  • Mike Gesicki (TE)
    3.70
  • Michael Carter (RB)
    13.40
  • Chris Boswell (K)
    2.40
  • Green Bay Packers (DEF)
    12.00